What do these have in common?

1. They are both cans

2. The both spray

3. They both kill things

4. They both are dangerous and shouldn't be played with...

...then WHY are Cassie and Carson both holding them and spraying it towards each other???

(This picture is a reenactment of what was found this morning.)

There is NEVER a dull moment in my household, you have heard me say this many times in the past and this newest episode only proves my point once again and with THIS ONE it's amazing that the house is still standing and after today, it really is amazing!

I was in the shower, Dan was getting ready for work, when Lanie runs into our room, yelling "the twins are spraying poison all over everything!" I have never seen Dan run down our stairs so fast; where he did find the twins doing exactly what Lanie had said, spraying their faces, toys, the carpet, the doors, the furniture, EVERYTHING!!!

When Dan got the cans, one was empty and the other was 3/4 gone. Carson and Cassie were having some fun.

They got the mop and vacuum hose and knocked the cans off the washer/dryer,

What two year olds think of that???

Nothing is safe for the twins or is that, when you have twins.

I honestly thought that the house was going to blow up, who knows if those to poisons can be mixed together.

I called poison control and they told me to open windows and that I shouldn't have a problem with bugs or germs for a long time in my home and that I should leave the house for a bit.

When I went to find shoes, they two of them then got into my purse and made some kind of war paint with my makeup. Little did they know the war was just about to begin...

And this was all before 9 am!!!

Oh my! Why oh why do the two of the twins think of these things. I can never stay ahead with them. The things they think of, I never did as a kid and neither have my older girls. With two of them, they can destroy things, get into things, mess things, come up with trouble twice as fast!

So here is my tribute to kids:

You know you have kids and they are ruling your live by the following...

* The vacuum is a staple piece of furniture cause you use it 4 -6 times a day cleaning crackers, chips, crumbs, playdough, paper, ect.

* There is art work on the walls that you know fore sure you never bought cause it doesn't match your color scheme at all and you would never put something that low on the walls.

* You go to use the toilet and left the lid and you find a "surprised" that never got flushed.

* Your new furniture has an "antique" look to it (hence why I love the aged look, you don't know what was already there or what is new)

* Laundry is NEVER ending, and when you think you are caught up, a magically a pile shows up.

* Your grocery bill contains fruit snacks, otterpops, goldfish crackers, boxed juice, pop tarts, and LOTS of milk. (I go through 3.5 gallons a week)

* Your Tivo is full of Sponage Bob, Hannah Monatna, High School Musical, Suite Life w/ Zack and Cody. (Don't get me wrong, I like them, but not every episode like 4 times)

Kids, You gotta love them!

Please tell me that you all go through these things, leave comments telling me what your kiddos do that brings happiness (I have to look at these things as happiness, or I would go crazy) to your everyday life.

And again, Why do I Blog???

Simple...Prof!!!

No one in their right mind would ever believe me if I told them the things the twins do and so when they ask me about when they were a kid.

One thing that keeps me going is, Karma!

I hope they will be blessed with the same experiences when they are parents!