*Always read the print on Invitations
*Never wear the colors of a wedding TO what you think is the wedding reception but is really the family dinner of which you are not family (refer to 1st thing I learned on Friday)
*Don't be afraid to sing along loudly to a favorite song in the car even if your passengers might not like that song
*Always call at least 2 restaurants and make reservations for the same time when going into Provo/Orem for dinner
*NEVER back comb your hair to the point of it looking like a space helmet
*NEVER have space helmet hair when you are gray and old
*All things in life should be exciting like the hostess was when our beeper for our table went off
*When ordering the onion rings at Goodwood the half order will be just fine
*When ordering a meal that has had onions and mushrooms sauteed in Burgundy prepare to be tipsy (Eliza you are naughty!)
*There is a huge difference between a 9oz sirloin steak and a 12 oz slab of prime rib
*Never wear the colors of a wedding TO what you think is the wedding reception but is really the family dinner of which you are not family (refer to 1st thing I learned on Friday)
*Don't be afraid to sing along loudly to a favorite song in the car even if your passengers might not like that song
*Always call at least 2 restaurants and make reservations for the same time when going into Provo/Orem for dinner
*NEVER back comb your hair to the point of it looking like a space helmet
*NEVER have space helmet hair when you are gray and old
*All things in life should be exciting like the hostess was when our beeper for our table went off
*When ordering the onion rings at Goodwood the half order will be just fine
*When ordering a meal that has had onions and mushrooms sauteed in Burgundy prepare to be tipsy (Eliza you are naughty!)
*There is a huge difference between a 9oz sirloin steak and a 12 oz slab of prime rib
*Fat from your stake is hard to swallow even if you chew and chew
*Always pay your speeding tickets, even if you are a petite lady
*A trip to Nordstroms is never just a trip to Nordstroms.
*People don't care where they are when they have to "drop" something (Peeee-U!)
*Always pay your speeding tickets, even if you are a petite lady
*A trip to Nordstroms is never just a trip to Nordstroms.
*People don't care where they are when they have to "drop" something (Peeee-U!)
*"Hating me, Doesn't make you any prettier"
*The Disney Store flooring really would look nice in MY house
*Dress Barn is NOT a Barn
*The Disney Store flooring really would look nice in MY house
*Dress Barn is NOT a Barn
*Downtown Provo is shady with it's circus music and all
*A blanket and a stairwell is a house? (Or a make out place of college students because they can't go back to each other's dorm)
*A blanket and a stairwell is a house? (Or a make out place of college students because they can't go back to each other's dorm)
*Even living in Provo, the parking lots are dark and scary
The Velour Club needs a woman's touch (air fresheners,booths/floor pillows/pop fountain machine would be a really nice addition)
*The love of a father is great...listening to a song about a stripper with his 8 year old daughter in the room.
*JPL is really short and why someone let me pose at that angle is beyond rude!
*Never let you husband pose you in the dark for a picture.
*You have to feel the music to play the Didgeridoo's
*You have to feel the music to play the Didgeridoo's
*No mater what your age is, dance with all of your heart, even if you like both girls and boys.
*Family Home Evening groups are the best support.
*The Provo scene makes me feel old
*A blanket and a stairwell really IS a house so run run RUN!
*Some people can't talk and drive at the same time or we might just miss our exit
*If you need to find something out before your brain explodes without a computer nearby to google it... just "google" someone on the phone (preferably NOT someone who is asleep)
*The Provo scene makes me feel old
*A blanket and a stairwell really IS a house so run run RUN!
*Some people can't talk and drive at the same time or we might just miss our exit
*If you need to find something out before your brain explodes without a computer nearby to google it... just "google" someone on the phone (preferably NOT someone who is asleep)
*The Jets were a great '80 brother/sister band
*JCW's has the best ice cream cones, but who didn't already know that! (AND Diet Dr. Pepper!)
*JCW's has the best ice cream cones, but who didn't already know that! (AND Diet Dr. Pepper!)
...and the most important lesson I learned is that Dan and I have the bestest friends and they must love us to want to go out with us often. Curtis and Eliza, with the knowegle that you give us, you should be teachers, but you aren't...I take you as friends though, that is even better!
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