Halloween Eve

With it being the night before Halloween, the night where kids get to run from door to door dressed in their favorite person or scary thing, getting way too much candy for what any child needs in an entire year, but we as parents welcome the fun and say, bring it on and call bids on what candy we get to eat first.

(My personal favorites are the Mr. Goodbars, Amond Joys, and Snickers)

So in honor of Halloween night, I share with you the Top 10 reasons why

Trick or Treating is better then Sex:

10: You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

9: If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again

8: The uglier you look the easier it is to get some

7: You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some

6: It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are

5: Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy

4: If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door

3: It doesn't matter if your kids hear you moaning and groaning

2: Less guilt the morning after

And the number one reason why Trick Or Treating is better then Sex...

1: You can do the whole neighborhood.

Enjoy Trick or Treating tomorrow night and have a little fun while you are at it.

Remember, it only comes once a year and when else can you be a fish, clown, princess, or ninja and can get all the free candy your pillow case can hold??!?