Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Cross out "Alexander" and insert my own name...

My day today was ONE of Those Days...
Allow me to being...
Once upon a time, a mom woke up with start of a monthly mini migraine.
She knew that today was going to be one of those days.
The sun was piercing her eyes and every little sound added the throbbing in her head.
The mom needed to lay down and rest.
This is where things turned bad to worse...
This mom had a set of 4 year old twins and they were busy, very busy.
Shooting water guns all over the entire upstairs, the walls, the floors, everything was wet.
The mom was waken up to the twins "playing" with the pet fish that they were watching.
The two blamed the cat.
Wrappers from fruit snacks, bars, and carpi suns were on the floor as well.
The mom's head was going to explode, so she went back to lay down.
This time, she was awoken to the one twin with make-up all over her face, telling her mom that her brother did it.
The mom was up on her feet again and this time had the mess of PINK powdered blush all over the carpet.
Bums were spanked. Twins in their room.
The day was not good.
The older girls got home from school, and the screams began.
The twins had gone into the girls room and messed things up by throwing earrings all over, messing up the loft, putting gum on the flat iron, losing a "special" book.
Tears were shed by all.
The dad was aware of the day that was going on at home, not a typical day at all.
Craziness was going on at home.
He played parent.
Allowing mom to shower, taking a time out for her self.
Bring her a diet pop and her favorite ice cream.
Now that the evening has come to a close and the kids are all in bed, this mom is ready for a new day, a day where there is no yelling, fighting, naughtiness, no headaches,
A day that is NOT like today.
Off to bed is where this mom is going to go.
THE END.

1 comments:

Lauren said...

I remember this book. It's a good one :)

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