Allow me to introduce myself...

I teach primary.

I have the CTR 5 kids.

These kids are either 5 or 6.

Thou I am the teacher, they teach me each week.

Today at church, I got a new little boy in my class.

His family just moved into the ward.

In class we all introduced ourselves.

"I am Sister Springer" I tell the new boy.

I tell him to "think of Spring, like the weather outside."

The boy comes back with the reply, "No, it's May right now."

OK, that didn't work.

So, another boy says, "I remember your name like Spring, like Tigger and he bounces."

"Prefect!" I said to all the kids and we go on with the lesson.

Later on during the lesson, the new little boy raises his hand and says...

"Sister Slinky?"

(My class starts to giggle lots.)

Huh??

I was confussed.

I ask "What did you say?"

The little boy then says "Sister Slinky, they bounce."

(Makes perfect sences to me and the rest of my class.)

So, allow me to introduce myself...

"Sister Slinky"

(thanks to my primary class.)