What are the chances???

Let's play a game... Called "What are the chances?"

What are the chances that these two are smelly?

...Both of them need a bath?

...Are buddies?

What are the chances that size does matter?

...That bigger is better?

What are the chances that giant marshmallow made a giant S'more?

What are the chances that Paps ate the giant S'more?

...that Paps felt sick after eating that S'more?

What are the chances that these kiddos ate too much sugar?

...will NOT go to bed with any arguments?
...they will eat about 2 more chocolate bars before the nights over?
What are the chances that the kids want to sleep outside in the tent with Nana?
What are the chances that there was giggling going on in the tent?

...that no one was tired expect for Nana?

...the kids were excited for a night under the stars?
UNTIL......

What are the chances that the only night the whole time that Nana and Paps are here that a surprise Summer rain storm comes in and has a down pour upon the tent as well as thunder and lightening, scaring the kids to run back inside the house, leaving Nana to bring in the sleeping bags all by herself in the pouring rain?

What are the chances that no other adults were home to help Nana with the upset kids?

What are the chances that the door bell rings and it was our neighbors asking us if we were missing a tent? (it had blown over the fence into their back yard!)

What are the chances that Nana will never get the kids to sleep outside ever again?

If you answered YES to all of these questions then you are right and win the right to laugh at our Summer nights with the added drama.

(I swear the tv show "Everyone loves Raymond" was after our family. Nothing goes the "easy way" with our family.)

Never ask "What are the chances?" because you might just get it!